Way to go, faggot.

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I had a different post for today, but instead, we’re going to talk about the word faggot.

That’s right, I totally typed that out loud on the internet.

Faggot.

f-a-g-g-o-t

faggot. faggotfaggotfaggotfaggotfaggot — Faaaaaaagooootttttttt…

hey, guess what?
faggot!

No @^#^&*#@, no shying away from it, just tossing that bad boy out into the stratosphere.

Personally, I love the word faggot. I think it’s great. I love when people use it in a sentence. I’m delighted when someone drops the fag-bomb in my presence, and have openly laughed at its utterance.

Do you know why I have no fear about using that word in a sentence?

Because I know that that word means something which is not what Bret Ratner thinks it means.

A faggot is a bundle of sticks.

faggot: a bundle of sticks

Wanna see it in context? Read Thomas Hardy’s Return of the Native, acquire some knowledge, and share in the torture of my high school sophomore year’s required reading materials.

So go on. Use the word faggot.

I think it’s great that you’re choosing to show your illiteracy.

I’m delighted to know that in attempting to slag someone else down, you’ve only managed to publicly display your own ignorance.

Because in that moment when you have mustered the same courage as a drunken college boy sitting in a folding chair on the front lawn of his frat house bellowing incoherently at people walking by, I will openly laugh at the fact that the pinnacle of your ability of insult someone is to call them a bundle of sticks.

Way to go, ya fuckin’ faggot.

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  • Cricketnyc

    That whole fried ball of chopped meat thing sounds pretty tasty. I knew the bundle of sticks thing, but not the tasty meat ball thing. I think my gay friends would love to be called a tasty ball of fried meaty goodness!

    • http://twitter.com/heroineaddct Claris

      I know, right? I’ve already gotten a facebook message from a guy saying that he can’t wait to find a way to say to insult someone by saying, “Yeah, well you’re a bundle of sticks!”

      Tasty balls of meat are awesome — that’s why ThinkGeek made a plush toy!

    • http://twitter.com/heroineaddct Claris

      one guy has already informed me that he can’t wait to use, “You sir are a bundle of sticks!” as an insult. Good times influencing the next generation of America.

      re: tasty meat – honestly, having a guy think I’m succulent would actually be more action than I’ve gotten in a while. As long as his family name isn’t Donner, I’d possibly be complimented by that.

      • TonyMorel

        faggots and grey peas are the traditional dish where I’m from. When I was a kid, the most famous food manufacturer of faggots was Mr.Brains so for a while there was a semi sort of compliment calling someone a faggot due to the link between Brains and intelligence.

        • mark07

          in english subject write two sentences using faggot with two different meanings?

  • http://www.candlemarkandgleam.com Candlemark & Gleam

    And this is why I giggle delightedly whenever someone goes O_o at friends of mine who are “stepping out for a fag” or asking if “anyone’s got a faggot.”

    • http://twitter.com/heroineaddct Claris

      I’m willing to be that’s why, if you watch Bridget Jones, they all refer to them as “ciggies”. for us ‘murricans.

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  • Koffeejunkie

    I adore the word faggot. It feels good to say and hear. Yes, I’m a gay guy and I really wish that word didn’t have this kind of stigma. No word is bad even if people use them the wrong way. I love it when people call me a faggot unaware it’s one of my favorite words. So go on, call me a faggot. I just wish people called me faggot as much as they did in grade school.









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