to the pain, canine kryptonite, & a perfectly healthy fear of unfiled paperwork.

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Thankfully, still have a ways to go before classifying as “To the pain.”
Okay before I hear anything else, thank you all, but yesterday was not a plea for affirmation so much as a rolling of eyes at The Realities of Life. I know what I look like, and while I won’t be getting a modeling contract any time soon, I also don’t have to worry that mothers will run away and hide their children screaming “Dear God what is that thing?” So before someone breaks into a touching rendition of “Beautiful” by Christina Aguliera, let’s all just stop and take a breath.
:insert obligatory joke about getting the words to the National Anthem wrong here:

The truth is that after the last few years… I’m not exactly the best judge of anything on that front right now. Lil’ nervous, doncha know. In fact, just the other day I talking this newborn colt, and he was all, “Okay, seriously girl, I’m not trying to be harsh here, but you’re like, way skittish. I’m just sayin’.”

So ya know… life, man. Just… freakin’ life. :shrug:

Okay, seriously, Google? Now we scare me.
Title of the email I just now got? Relationships Can Give You a Complex. I sh*t you not.


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in case my mouth wasn’t loud enough, now you’ll also be able to see me coming from a mile away
Last week, one of the jnr coxswains at Beach!Boathouse was wearing the yellow one of these. (It looks better on those of us who actually have boobs.) Correctly surmising that such a color would be fantastic for bowing or rowing a single, I asked her where she got them, and upon seeing the price of a mere $5.80 each, decided to get all of the colors — even the pink, which is a huge growth experience for me.

Oh god, I can’t even look at that. Effin’ ay, man, that’s so totally my Kryptonite.
Dao Jones sent me a link for a little guy that’s on the Urgent Rescue LA facebook group and oh god – this is why I don’t look at those sites… because I’m such a freakin’ sucker. Adults are (for the most part) fully sentient beings, I don’t have a lot of pity for their mistakes, but animals & kids are defenseless, man – you try to hurt them & I will (and have) take people out for that sh*t. After all, that’s how I ended up with the Weimermonster, and ten years later, we’ve almost got each other trained.

That said, if Dao can work things out, Zoey may have a foster sibling for a little while. Damn you, Dao! :shaky fist:

Flashback much?
Pandora.com just flipped from Oasis to Richard Marx. I know, right? I know.

Note to self: Do Laundry. Restructure Life. Learn to use plurals when there’s more than one note.
Two weeks ago, I brought the kitchen under control. Last week it was the bathroom (and the dog via bath before cleaning the bathroom) This week’s project will undoubtedly be A Lot of Laundry and The Organizing of the Taxes. The laundry because I’m out and sadly forgot to pack a bra today, which is just never comfortable when you’re someone who gets cold easily, and the organzing because it’s a month into the new year, & I haven’t even set up this year’s invoicing folders yet, which should give you an idea of how my filing system went as I started working at Museum!Co last fall. Oh, this is going to be ugly, people. So very, very very so.


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Music: Falling for you – Jem (Finally Woken) Finally Woken - Jem

Today on HeroineAddict.me: ‘nother erg, lessons in boy meets girl, & my new pal Ingrid

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Okay before I hear anything else, thank you all, but yesterday was not a plea for affirmation so much as a rolling of eyes at The Realities of Life.  I know what I look like, and while I won’t be getting a modeling contract any time soon, I also don’t have to worry that mothers will run away and hide their children screaming <a href=”http://www.uselessmoviequotes.com/umq_p005.htm” target=”_blank”>”Dear God what is that thing?”</a>  So before someone breaks into a touching rendition of “Beautiful” by Christina Aguliera, let’s all take a breath.
<small>:insert obligatory joke about <a href=”http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2011/02/07/why-christina-aguileras-national-anthem-struck-a-nerve/” target=”_blank”>getting the words to the National Anthem wrong</a> here:</small>

The truth is that after the last few years… I’m not exactly the best judge of anything on that front right now.  Lil’ nervous, doncha know.  In fact, just the other day I talking this newborn colt, and he was all, “Okay, seriously girl, I’m not trying to be harsh here, but you’re like, <i>way</i> skittish. I’m just sayin’.”

So ya know… life, man.  Just… freakin’ life. :shrug:

<b>Okay, seriously, Google? Now we scare me.</b>
Title of the email I <i>just now</i> got? <a href=”http://www.20×200.com/sets/new-math-of-relationships/?utm_source=Triggermail&utm_medium=email&utm_term=20×200+Announcements&utm_campaign=Tuesday+Edition%3A+Craig+Damrauer” target=”_blank”>Relationships Can Give You a Complex</a>.  I sh*t you not.

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<img src=”http://www.ftjcfx.com/d3106uuymsqBFGIIKHCBDCKEEKKH” alt=”MightyLeaf.com” border=”0″/></a>

<b>in case my mouth wasn’t loud enough, now you’ll also be able to see me coming from a mile away</b>
Last week, one of the jnr coswains at Beach!Boathouse was wearing <a href=”http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?catalog_name=FOREVER21&category_name=promo_sport&product_id=2072546514&Page=all&promoType=2#” target=”_blank”>the yellow one of these</a>.  (It looks better on those of us who actually have boobs.)  Correctly surmising that such a color would be fantastic for bowing or rowing a single, I asked her where she got them, and upon seeing the price of a mere $5.80 each, decided to get all of the colors — even the pink, which is a huge growth experience for me.

<b>Oh god, I can’t even look at that. Effin’ ay, man, that’s so totally my Kryptonite.</b>
<b>Dao Jones</b> sent me a link for a little guy that’s on the <a href=”http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Urgent-Shelter-Animals-in-Los-Angeles/154480891248736″ target=”_blank”>Urgent Rescue LA facebook group</a> and oh god – this is why I don’t look at those sites… because I’m such a freakin’ sucker.  Adults are (for the most part) fully sentient beings, I don’t have a lot of pity for their mistakes, but animals & kids are defenseless, man – you try to hurt them & I will (and have) take people out for that sh*t.  After all, that’s how I ended up with the Weimermonster, and ten years later, we’ve almost got each other trained.

That said, if <b>Dao</b> can work things out, <b>Zoey</b> may have a foster sibling for a little while.  Damn you, <b>Dao!</b> :shaky fist:

<b>Flashback much?</b>
Pandora.com just flipped from Oasis to Richard Marx.  I know, right? I know.

<b>Note to self: Do Laundry. Restructure Life. Learn to use plurals when there’s more than one note.</b>
Two weeks ago, I brought the kitchen under control. Last week it was the bathroom (and the dog via bath before cleaning the bathroom)  This week’s project will undoubtedly be A Lot of Laundry and The Organizing of the Taxes.  The laundry because I’m out and sadly forgot to pack a bra today, which is just never comfortable when you’re someone who gets cold easily, and the organzing because it’s a month into the new year, & I haven’t even set up this year’s invoicing folders yet, which should give you an idea of how my filing system went as I started working at Museum!Co last fall.  Oh, this is going to be ugly, people. So very, very very so.

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<b>Music:</b> <a href=”http://click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id=Hj4K0B/oOSQ&offerid=146261&type=3&subid=0&tmpid=1826&RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fitunes.apple.com%252Fus%252Falbum%252Ffinally-woken%252Fid253350362%253Fuo%253D4%2526partnerId%253D30″ target=”itunes_store”>Falling for you – Jem (Finally Woken) <img src=”http://ax.phobos.apple.com.edgesuite.net/images/web/linkmaker/badge_itunes-sm.gif” alt=”Finally Woken – Jem” style=”border: 0;”/></a>

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